- person:are you athletic?
- me:i run
- person:oh sweet
- me:*whispers* a blog.
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have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
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I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN
one day I’m going to ask a celebrity for a pic and they’re going to be like sure and them I’ll hand them a camera and pose with a stranger
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