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Of course Brad Pitt helped hand out plates and napkins. Dude’s got 47 kids.
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"When’s the baby due?"
"First off, how dare you"
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given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today
happy birthday whoever you are
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"youll grow out of that anime phase dont worry" *looks into the camera like on the office*