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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

(Source: wartortles)

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

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dicksplit:

Being the leader in a group project

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therealbarbielifts:

swolizard:

lntelligent:

girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional

I love this

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oh my god Becky look at these nugs

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

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  • everyone:are you okay
  • everyone:you look tired
  • everyone:you look upset
  • everyone:you look confused
  • everyone:are you mad at me
  • everyone:what happened to you
  • everyone:are you sick
  • me:IT'S MY FACE
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unclefather:

honey boo boo looks like an angry bridge troll
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